ROOM SERVICE 101.........Wakey Wakey, its dawn…I see you sleeping! So ….are you? Thought you could sleep! Ah yes, the eyes are tight shut and you are snoring as usual. What is the matter with you it is 5:00 a.m. I’ve already been prowling the morning sky for birds; a little snack before I wake you up!!!
Diva distracts, acts, stealing the morning slumber from her human!
I want my breakfast – NOW!
Do you hear ME, my day job at the theatre starts at 11:00 a.m. Just in time for English elevenses....the civilized hour for sipping tea before noon!.
I'm ready to perform....however I do have an ulterior motive FOOD!(shaking her head and hips, wagging her tail in defiance - tap, tap, tap)!! Get UP!
|Oh.... I see toes..dare to me bite them!|
How to GET YOUR BREAKFAST NOW @^..^@ - : 10 point version:
|Planning the strategy!!!!|
4) Breathe deeply, expanding the lungs, position yourself until you are one inch from their ear canal – then MEOW in an Operatic voice (KNOWN AS THE BUGLE CALL).
|Diva in fine Operatic form|
Oh I see the canine has left the room with tail tucked in fright!
LOL ha ha;
6) Plan B: if that doesn’t work, look for any exposed feet or toes! You may bite -JUST ENOUGH! You always get what YOU want;
Oh I expect you will hear moans and groans from YOUR HUMAN SERVANT…..DON’T WORRY.
Be ready to duck for throwing objects your way and flaying arms;
10) Keep meowing at them even in the kitchen;
(nonchalantly) wash your face and sit with your back turned away from them….this will annoy them greatly;
Remember to strike the ears in a V formation like radar…pretending to be an Egyptian Sphinx. Even if they talk to you sweetly…IGNORE THEM ^..^
Remember your ancestors...they wrote the book on 'how to' manipulate humans and control them.
&^..^&click on the thumbnails to see my in FULL LIFE!
Well, next week I'll test you to see how you have purformed!!!!
Write to me and let know who YOU DID!
See you next week....
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